Not what I was planning to translate, but this is begging to be posted. I daresay this is the best commercial I’ve seen for anything in the last 4 years. XDD
This will possibly be, the closest we’re going hear THE Takamachi Nanoha describe Fate Testarossa as sexy in canon. xDD
Opening: Banpresto. Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha The Movie 1st. Hajimarimasu.
Nanoha: What is it, Fate-chan?
Fate: Nanoha! No one would be able to see me!
Nanoha: It’s not my fault. The store owner positioned us this way.
Fate: I wonder if the store owner is a fan of Nanoha… Since it has come down to this, I’ll use force to gain that position! Let’s go, Bardiche!
Fate: I’ll admit to this… I am extremely envious of how well-made Nanoha’s clothes are this time.
Nanoha: Ah~ I guess you’re complimenting me, Fate-chan. But Fate-chan’s sexy belt/skirt that wraps around the waist is reproduced (based on anime) with such precision, it makes me doki doki. *
Fate: You didn’t have to be so specific! But for you, there’s still more. The clear parts for Nanoha’s Raising Heart looks too real!
Nanoha: The colour black makes Fate-chan stand out too much!
Fate: Your hair colour…!
Nanoha: The details of your gloves…!
Fate: Those beautiful feathers (wings)…!
Nanoha: The shape of the ribbons…
Fate: Your big eyes…!
Nanoha: Your stockings…
Fate&Nanoha: Everything is the best!!
Nanoha: …I think we went a little overboard. Hehehe.
Fate: Ichiban Kuji Premium. There are other goodies, so look forward to it!
Nanoha: To be released in late August. To all store owners across the nation, please position us as 2-top.
Fate: But Nanoha, our battle is far from over.
* This line made me think if my mind has fallen into the gutter. XDD;; First, instead of belt/skirt, I think I hear Nanoha say “kagen” which means “lower”… *cough* And “doki doki” as most of us already know, means excited/heart beating fast.
You can all go ahead and imagine how I originally translated that line… ^^;;
Nanoha: Um, Fate-chan?
Fate: What’s wrong, Nanoha?
Nanoha: Not “What’s wrong?”! I’m nearly crushed by being under Fate-chan! And there’s no way I’ll be caught by being here!
Fate: Even if you put it that way, it was the store owner who placed us this way, not me.
Nanoha: To think Fate-chan’s popularity would be in effect here…
Fate: I wonder if I’ll be the main character in chibi-fied world.
Nanoha: Let’s go, Raising Heart! No matter what the popularity, I won’t lose!
Fate: I have a dream to fulfill. I want people to catch me and then allow me to sit on their (car’s) dashboard!
Nanoha: As for me, I want people to sit me in the backseat!
Fate: They can put me on their tables…!
Nanoha: Or put me next to a shrine…! (Kasumi: EH!?)
Fate&Nanoha: Riding on our dreams after the catch…!
Fate: We’ll be waiting together.
Nanoha: Lyrical miracle! Arriving in late August.
Fate: Odoroki Premium.
Nanoha: Tanoshii Prize.
Fate: For more information, go to Ichiban Kuji CLUB.
Fate&Nanoha: Together now… BANPRESTO!
I laughed so hard when watching the commercial. I’m definitely keeping this one. XDD
And yeah~ Yukari is the best when it comes to baby/toddler talk. XDD
In dire need of sleep now… Watch me dream about this and laugh in my sleep. ^^;;
By the way, translation subject to heavy editing when I’m more awake. XP